
The outrageous paint schemes, the
sleek lines and finish of the boats, the incredible engine technology,
the party atmosphere, the roar of the big V8s, the endurance of
the skiers and the exciting racing – for a first-timer like
myself, the Club Marine Southern 80 was all this and much more.
I have to confess that as far as ski
boat racing goes, I’m
a bit of a novice. But that’s likely to change pretty quickly
after I was thrown in at the deep end at this year’s Southern
80. No amount of research and questions to those in the know prepared
me for the visual and sensual onslaught that began on the Saturday
morning with the static display in Echuca’s main street.
The previous night I had begun to get
some idea of the drawing power and prestige of the Southern 80
as I noted the twin cities of Echuca and Moama filling to overflowing
with incredibly well painted ski boats. There was an electricity
and anticipation in the air as rigs poured in from all points of
the compass. And some of the tow vehicles could have qualified
for a show in their own right. There were some sensationally presented
cars, utes and trucks, obviously the result of as much loving attention
as the boats they hauled.
But the racing was what everyone had
come to see and when the spray finally settled, it was the Melbourne
crew of Hellbent that took out the big race. Driver Mark Cranny,
observer Damien Matthews and skiers Steve Rowe and Daniel Campbell
kept their twin-turbo 500-inch Chevy wailing for the entire course
to take the win in a
time 32 minutes, 46 seconds. It was the second win for Cranny,
having taken out the 2002 Club Marine Southern 80 in his previous
boat, Hellrazor.
This was the 40th anniversary of this
great event, drawing even more competitors and spectators to the
Murray on the weekend of February 12-13. An estimated 40,000 fans
lined the river enjoying clear skies and hot weather – ideal conditions for Australia’s
premier ski race event.

My Southern 80 began with a media/sponsor
function on the Friday night at the Echuca race club. Run by
race organisers, the Moama Water Sports Club, the well-attended
event was an opportunity for organisers to thank sponsors, including
Club Marine, and also served to heighten anticipation for the
following two days’ action and excitement.
Curiously, and despite the millions
of dollars the event generates for surrounding towns, it apparently
receives only minimal support from local councils and other official
bodies. In this humble author’s
opinion, it is high time they lifted their games and gave the
Southern 80 the support it deserves.
Run over 80km, and including 126 bends
from Torrumbarry Weir up to the finish line at Echuca, the Club
Marine Southern 80 is an event with a place of its own on the Australian
ski racing calendar. Indeed, it has rightfully earned a place as
the world’s toughest
ski race. This year, though, there was a shadow over the race,
with heavy rains the preceding week raising the river level and
washing debris down the course. Fortunately, organisers were well
prepared and, with the assistance of the local SES intercepted
the majority of logs and other jetsam before they presented a hazard
to skiers and boats. Inevitably, though, some did get through,
causing occasional delays to the program and more than one incident
on the course.
As always, the ski classic attracted
a strong entry from overseas, including Lori Dunsmore from the
US, skiing with Lauryn Eagle from NSW behind Double
Up. Brady Hoggins
logged up frequent flyer points from the UK to ski in the Under
16 Boys category behind Tuff E Nuff, while expat Aussies, Greg
and Lesley Toole came back from Hong Kong for the event they love.
The Kiwis had a strong contingent,
too, headed by former Aussie boat, Top Gun, along with Team
Brazilian and Upholstery
Services.
Kicking off the two days of racing
was the inaugural Kincaid Marine Rolco Short Course race. Four
classes, including 8-litre Expert, 6-litre Expert, SMOC (Standard
Motor Open Cockpit) and MOC (Modified Open Cockpit) contested the
race, which was run on a two-way format. Competitors raced from
the traditional finish line at Echuca downriver to the Five-Mile
boat ramp, where they formed up for the return run back to the
finish line.
Running in the Short Course 8-litre
Expert Class, the Melbourne crew of Rick Richardson (driver), Anthony
Giddens (observer) and skiers Kane Powell and Jason Tennant took
out the race on their 454 Chevy Exertion. Second place was snared
by the Chevy-powered Strike Two crew of driver, Don Gulley, observer,
Gerald Gulley and skiers Aiden Gully and Steven Lomas.
The crowd favourite Baker’s Blitz, brought out the big boys
on Saturday afternoon. The field of 16 Super Class boats thundered
over 20km of twisting Murray to decide pole position for the following
day’s feature event and a big crowd lined the river to see
the fast guys do battle. They weren’t disappointed, either,
with the big Chevy Syndicate from Raymond Terrace taking top honors
and breaking the seven-minute barrier with a time of 6m 57sec,
four seconds ahead of Blown Budget, with the winner of the previous
two year’s Blitz’s, Stinga, only a second slower for
third.
The close contest for the Blitz gave
spectators and competitors something to look forward to for Sunday
and the river banks were packed to capacity early in the morning,
especially around the finish line. After the announcement that
the first boat was away, the crowd settled in for the close to
30-minute wait for the sound of the first big V8 approaching from
down-river.

Unfortunately for the Syndicate team,
they weren’t to be
the first boat across the line in the 2005 Club Marine Southern
80, despite having blitzed the Blitz the
previous day. A misbehaving fuel pump let the team down not
far from the startline and with falling fuel pressure they
stayed in the race, but could only manage third place with
a time of 36min, 32sec at a reduced average speed of 131km/h.
Others to encounter difficulties during
the main event included Exertion, with driver, Rick Richardson
being flung out of the boat when the big 8-litre spun at Winbi
Resort, just 5km from home.
The aptly-named Blown
Budget was on
target for the win and was flying. But a mere 3km from home, at
Wharparilla Drive, the gearbox shuffled off its mortal coil, sidelining
the Victorian team of Mike and Brett Dominguez, Steven Morley and
Jamie Oliver.
Last year’s winner, The
Axe, also looked to be a contender,
until it was held up by another boat. The outcome was a dropped
skier and, by the time the NSW team recovered, they lost enough
time to eventually cross the line for fourth.
Stinga failed to live up to its Blitz
promise, with a blown sterndrive forcing a retirement, while Kiwi
boat, Top Gun had an expensive weekend, wiping out a set of big
end bearings in the twin turbo Big Block Chev.
Popular Chief owner, Col
McQuinn had a mixed weekend. The larger-than-life ski race identity
attracted a lot of fans during Saturday’s
static display in town, but the Frankston, Victoria team struggled
after skier, Jason Jezewsk hit a log at 170km/h. The encounter
left him badly bruised, but the team straightened out his ski
and tow rig enough for him to get back up and he held on to cross
the line for a commendable sixth place.
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The Mayhem team probably had a weekend
they’d want to forget
after throwing a weight off their jack-shaft in the Bakers
Blitz. The resultant vibration damaged the drive relegating them
to eighth in the Blitz and forcing them to look for a replacement
boat for the Southern 80. Luckily, fellow Victorian team, The
Judge came to the rescue. Though entered in the Veterans category,
Peter Hally, Rod Hogben and skiers Greg Dutton and Paul Skipper
opted to loan their boat to
their Mayhem mates. But just when it
looked like Mark Doherty, Scott Wilson, Rick Love and Tim Driver
would be in with a chance, a blown sterndrive on The
Judge ended their weekend.
President of the Moama Water Sports Club, Neil Donald said
the club was pleased with the 2005 event, despite some difficulties
caused by the swollen river.
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“This year was a huge success for us. We had the biggest
crowd we’ve ever had on the Saturday, which we feel was due
to the increased advertising and the fact that we had a full program
of racing on the Saturday,” he said.
“The debris and rubbish on the river was a problem and we
had a few delays because of it. But there were no more injuries
reported than previous years, so we did an effective job of getting
rid of the majority of rubbish that came down.”
Donald said a couple of innovations
for 2005 added to the success of
the event.
“We were extremely pleased with
the live coverage on the giant screens we had this year. They ensured
people at the finish line could see the race starting some half
an hour away. And the new format, with four extra races on the
Saturday starting and finishing in the same place worked well.”
Finally, I can’t complete our coverage without special mention
of the friendly crew of the good Lady Edna houseboat, who made
our Club Marine Southern 80 so memorable and enjoyable. Thanks
to Donnie, Brett, Shaza, Ash, Bernie, John, Jo and Noelene. Hope
to see you all again next year.
For full results, race to: www.southern80.com.au